You are the funniest person alive. Manicured motherfuckers down.

ONLY Beyonce could make a glorified gymnastics leotard look hot as hell.

You're being awfully bossy and I don't approve.

I love this idea, but it's still not enough. I'm sticking with my Vermonster.

Snoop has nicer nails than I do, even without the polish. AND nicer jewelry.

It's a picture of her dreams. Her tattered dreams.

Alberto Zamperla, the company's chief executive, hopes the park will remind visitors of the era before Venice fell to Napoleon's troops in 1797

All well and good, LOOK AT BEYONCE's b-suit!!:

Bahahahahaah!

Yessss! Do you want one of those suprise diamond ring candles? I'll get you one of those!

I would do a pre-nup if it could include a fancy cheeses clause. No jokes.

I'm so distracted by how much I hate Manhattan clam chowder that I can't even remember the other ones.

What the fuck is this. What the fuck. I hate you right now.

If I weren't already married to Snacktastic I would be down on one knee over this comment.

Hahahah, you win!

I'm just trying to look out for you.

You go ahead and laugh at us "Dog Lovers", I'll be over here counting my millions.

I'll still marry you, I guess.

Okay, but seriously. Don't get a pre-nup if you only have $17. The lawyer fees alone totally negate the purpose.

I'm impressed by your Tree Grows in Brooklyn knowledge. Did you think I was giving you a hard time?