I <3 You.

Wait. Is your grandmother Francie Nolan?

It's like a brain glitch.

And predictable.

Yes, because I'm imagining it will be like "Volcano".

I don't think I will ever read "Tommy Lee" and not think it's "Tommy Lee Jones". Ever.

I don't know if they were serious or not, but it drives me NUTS when they all say "all things are made out of chemicals" and then trot out the nutrition facts of bananas and shit.

No they didn't. Scrolling down.

Absolutely fucking awesome. Come on over anytime.

This one gets me every. time. Go away, people.

"The chain was founded by conservative Christian couple Gary and Diane Heavin, who have been criticized for donating to pro-life charities"

I tried to control mine, but then I remembered, "If you love something, set it free." So my ass is free, now. Free.

Just. Poppet. You continue to grow on me, is what I'm saying.

Callie! I'm so excited that you put my video on Jezebel! I hope everyone likes it :)!!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxox

Whelp, this is as good an excuse as any to skip the next trip to Michigan.

Same.

Can you imagine it? I mean, when you said "It's going to be terrible!" I was like, oh man, you're not kidding! How did Emma Watson get roped into this one?

I need to admit that I got all the way to the bottom of the thread before I realized it was Russell Crow and not Russell Brand. I thought that was pretty crazy casting.

Can we meet halfway?

I can see that scenario, too: