Not normal, or excessive number of years (didn't read original article).

Jeeeeeeeeeeeez. This song always makes me cry, break-up wise, and the videos are somewhat similar (to me).

Beyonce has super-powers, Laura. A song that would be terrible if anyone else sang it is somehow immensely moving. I've tried to read the lyrics and then separate them from the sound of her voice, but it's impossible. Illuminati.

/why is Dr. Ruth Mrs. Doubtfire in those pictures? And there should have been a Mrs. Doubtfire spin-off.

I actually tried to recommend this again, having forgot I already did. It's been a long week...

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Applause.

Thought it was going to be Taylor Swift, Bon Jovi, and Prince. Disappointed.

Rats. Happens every time.

Charlie Sheen: Poet Laureate.

This is why I do not own a picture radio.

Heresy. Take me back to Shakespearean theater, when men played women. That's as it should be.

FINALLY! I've been looking for a legitimate reason to hate Hobby Lobby for years.

Non-stop. Sincerely.

This is the cutest gif. The cutest. And exactly how I feel.

I've been thinking about this scenario far more than necessary. There is no way I would not be heartbroken in all of the permutations I've been able to come up with.

Too bad Michael Pollen can't eat his own belly-button cheese until after 6.

Well that's better.

Then just text me.

Ha.