Um, you ended that second sentence with a question mark, so now I think you're a liar?

I think it would honestly break my heart if I was struggling to have a child and my husband was off getting two other women pregnant.

Seems a little codependent to me.

I am still angry that I cannot dial a phone number to find out what the weather is going to be. Still angry. 966-1212. I want to know the barometer, and I want to know it now.

Hahahahaha!

I assumed that the mother was the one filming it.

I don't know what you're talking about. This thing will sweep Cannes.

Epic comment, brah.

You have made me laugh aloud.

What this says to me is that there's STILL TIME TO BE THE CREATOR OF THE IT TOY!

Is it Beyonce? It's Beyonce, isn't it.

I think I have a medical disorder where anything Beyonce sings sounds good to me. I know this song is cheesy as hell, and I would never excuse it from any other artist. And yet.

She's going to be uncomfortable all day!

Her ass is going to be so wet from sitting on the wet beach in those jeans. What a dum-dum.

Ahhh! I have a weird thing on my nose and now I am convinced it's a skin cancer! But I can't get in til January! You're terrifying me, Hugh!

Ohhhhh Jay. There are things you are making hard to defend about loving you.

That was my first thought, too. Chris Martin will be wearing all of these items.

These are the perfect thing to wear when you rob Barneys!

I only read a few of the books, and I'm glad. I would hate to have this ruined for me.

I only read a few of the books, and I'm glad. I would hate to have this ruined for me.