Defeated by Jethro Q. Walrustitty.

Because mass-producing endless quantities of disposable plastic crap like this is going to end up killing us all. Also, you’ll shoot our your eye. (possibly not in that order)

Because mass-producing endless quantities of disposable plastic crap like this is going to end up killing us all.…

“I’m assuming this would be more an elected rep style position, rather than just some random hourly worker.”

Soon? That’s been an accurate label since the first time they slammed the door on these children - do not hesitate to use it:

There’s one in Billings. So just don’t leave town with your beater Volvo and you should be fine..

What a fuckin' Ghomert.

OK, maybe he does. SO FUCKING WHAT?

So true, so true. Just like how your mother could have made a better choice and not fucked that monkey. But she didn’t, and so here you are being a fuckin idiot as usual.

.. the fuck? Is it just me, or are these goddamn idiots just not even trying to troll properly anymore?

Wow. Did that guy buy an off-the-rack animal-rights protestor outfit just for this event?

“At a Saturday morning news conference Virginia Beach Police Chief James Cervera said he does not intend to say the name of the suspect again in public. The effort appears to be part of a larger push to withhold any resemblance of ‘fame’ or ‘public recognition’ to those who carry out disgusting acts of terror such as…

Well doi: gun nuts. Gun nuts are what’s wrong with that country.

“It’s important to note that beyond the tariff costing US consumers, it is in response to Central American migrants.”

This would be him on the day he decided to take climate change really really seriously and set out to learn everything he possibly could about it.

What would even be the point though? Trump doesn’t know the first fucking thing about how to fix Earth’s climate perils.. talking to him about it would be the most annoying thing ever.

“What car has boobs?”

Babies are innocent. Men like this are made by example, not by fucking, and they can be found in every corner of the planet.

It’s a little known fact that Kinja was invented in Mesopotamia as a way of sharing little known facts.

Strange - but also true - coincidence: The One True Norm’s actual first name was Hilary, after his grandfather.

Thanks. That’s what I thought it was, but I think my brain was trying to prevent me from believing it could *actually* be something that stupid, so I was holding on to the tiniest shred of possibility that there might be a better explanation. I really should know better by now..