BingleyJoe
BingleyJoe
3/31/20
11:37 AM
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Sounds awesome. Those kinds of epic lineups for movies are another relic of a bygone age the kids today just don't understand! 👴

3/28/20
8:15 PM
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I mean.. it has been remade 1000x already on many many platforms that don’t suffer from the limitations of the original, and it still kinda sucks. Space Ace, too. But man was it ever incredible to walk into the arcade the first time they got this cabinet in.. lineups like you couldn’t believe, and an actual fucking Read more

3/26/20
3:30 PM
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Chocolate covered coffee beans have been a thing for a VERY long time, and come with the bonus feature that they don’t taste like ass.

3/25/20
11:59 AM
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haha yeah that’s pretty much why it’s always remained in the theoretical section of my cooking knowledge as well ;)

3/25/20
11:44 AM
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FWIW, I have it on expert authority that using rice that’s been in the fridge overnight is the key to really amazing fried rice 👌

3/25/20
11:40 AM
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I’ve been making pies - merangue pies, to be exact. I’ve done three so far, experimenting with different citrus to see what works best.

3/22/20
11:40 AM
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This garbage unit has been *almost* completely shit-piled here, but not quite: no one yet has pointed out that the idiotic cutouts in the lid that let the LP stick out on two sides will just let dust settle all over the place, rendering it an utterly useless and stupid piece of plastic that simply shouldn’t exist.

This garbage unit has been *almost* completely shit-piled here, but not quite: no one yet has pointed out that the

3/21/20
1:14 PM
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One day you will grow up and realize people should just play whatever games they want on whatever platform suits them, because their doing so doesn’t affect your life one iota. Read more

3/18/20
6:21 PM
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Hey, Musk - until it involves uncorking your bank account and actually fucking helping, why don’t you just shut the fuck up about what you, personally, will be doing?

3/18/20
6:09 PM
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475 people in Italy died over the past 24 hours, Dingus.

3/15/20
12:11 PM
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Oh sure, *for now*.. But just know that when the Plague Times end, and the Water Wars come, the bidet-shitters will be first against the wall.

3/13/20
9:55 AM
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“Soft On Demand" has to be one of the best porn company names ever.

3/11/20
9:57 AM
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“Must be easily recognizable as a character from a published videogame, movie, television show, or book.” Read more

3/3/20
9:47 PM
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Well fuck. Now I’m gonna have to go and become obscenely wealthy

2/22/20
11:56 AM
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“I’m tellin’ ya, Morty, as soon as we figure out how to chew this goddamn french fry, we’re eatin’ like kings! KINGS, Morty!!”

2/22/20
11:49 AM
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That’s amazingly hilarious — someone at that studio has been into the Twain ;)