Umm.. at the risk of further revealing myself to be a big dumbdumb.. what the hell is #ConDon supposed to be, if not easily mistaken for #Condom?

“All of them need work,”

Those beaches will be gone in a minute anyway.

Getting a strong Chet vibe from this monstrosity..

Thots and payers..

I mean.. on the one hand, life is too goddamn short to spend standing around the sink washing dishes, and so it is a scientific fact that the dishwasher is absolutely the single greatest machine ever invented. Shit, give me two of them so I can finally do away with the scourge of having to move my dishes back into the…

BRB.. Adding accessibility ramp to my bunk.

I mean, cannabis *is* a hallucinogen, so..

What a fucking stupid opinion; why would anyone want that? Eww.

“Trump literally lost more money than any other individual American taxpayer during these years, the Times found”

Then get your weakest links THE. FUCK. OUT.

There is something deeply unsettling about a person who uses the phrase, “gun-toting” the way she does.

OK, fine. Then diamonds are a bunch of garbage the stankyest part of the Earth’s core bought on home shopping channel like billions of years ago but couldn’t stand to look at anymore so it threw them out along with a whole bunch of other bullshit its ex left behind after they broke up because she gave it scabies.…

Haha this is an Australian video, so they say “mate” there. “Bro” is actually their word for “vagina!”

Diamonds are old stanky dinosaurs rotten in a pile and crushed together.

That’s a good example, actually.

Can you furnish us with some examples of those?