Just eat the butter/sugar part of the batter before you add the eggs and flour. It’s the best part anyway.

MORE LIKE DOMASTICATED, AMIRITE?!?!?!?!?!

Just you! It’s right there in step uhh.. the step:

I’m pretty sure he’s talking about his mom and three Real Dolls.. what kind of a monster would marry and reproduce with this rancid carbuncle?

Jones and Kenyon are 80 and 70 years old, respectively, but according to the New York Times, they didn’t want to just wait around for that to happen—so they rallied their friends and neighbors and raised $12,500 for the non-profit R.I.P. Medical Debt.

“whats wrong with the image?”

Shit-heads gonna shit-hole.

Wow that was amazing, thanks for posting. They are really and truly ALL so completely ultra fucked, aren’t they?

What’s especially hilarious about it is that Putin has warehouses filled with little gilded boxes to store his turds in that each cost $50M. Guaranteed the mere fact that Trump willingly lived in an apartment in a building with other people in it makes him an utterly pathetic looser in Putin’s eyes. Among other…

True. It would also supply a motive: easier to just kill someone and steal theirs than wait in line for your own.

AND WHY ARE THEY SITTING DOWN TO A FANCY CANDLE-LIT DINNER OF DONUTS?!!

And hearing their pleas, God shed that grace all over those [Somewhat] United States, taking as his vessel a mangy bedraggled alley cat, seeking to be rid of a nappy old dread full of skin-flakes and dead fleas.

You’d think people would be claymoring to give you more stars with a comment as clever as that one.

I can’t help but shudder at the thought of how thoroughly disgusting that tweed would be after the first time you have to drive it in a downpour behind a semi.. ugh.

I believe it is vital that they be held accountable.

Look, not everyone just knows how to drive like Mario Andretti, okay? I mean.. ‘accelerator’, ‘accelerant’.. ‘sports drink’. It’s a lot for one person to keep straight.

I’m not so sure.. you start the list, and I’ll see if I can figure out where you’re going with it.

I might have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for that meddlesome foot!

They live in Manhattan and drive a fucking Chevy Suburban. 'nuff said.