“Yes, one of them being a former servicewoman in the Cincinnati area, and interviewed by a local news station. Her interview didn’t seem genuine in the least bit.”

Oopsies! Did you just get so busy guarding and advocating that you forgot sometimes other people might make jokes about your jokes?

Never Tweet.

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It takes a particularly stupid country to have problems like this.

Problem is, your cat doesn’t understand you nearly as well as a toddler does. You need to use your big human brain to fix problems like that, rather than trying to get the cat to change, because they are pretty terrible at deductive reasoning. Get those cables up off the floor and into some conduits or something for a…

Leaving this here because you brought it up and it still makes me giggle uncontrollably every time I watch it..

One looks gorgeous and the other looks like a cartoon.. wtf is the problem here exactly?

Hey, I don’t know that person’s life.

Hey, I don’t know that person’s life.

This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.

Haha yeah! What is landfill even, amirite?!?!

Haha yeah! What is landfill even, amirite?!?!

Jesus.. eat more fibre, you miserable fuck.

Didn’t that worthless asshole just whim The United States of America right out of the INF Treaty recently?

“How Americans react will depend entirely on which team they’re on.

Jesus.. first the Clydesdale, now the turkey; why does this fuckhead keep touching animals on their asses all of a sudden?

“I wanna know what the real “damning evidence” actually is.”

Holy fucking hell he is a goddamn catastrophe.

Ok, say what you will, but that guy was hilarious in Withnail and I.

That’s the sort of context I’ve heard it used in.. I’ve always thought that expression was a roundabout way of calling someone a baby when they won’t make a tough decision: Babies are famous for their smooth butts and inability to make difficult decisions without crying about it all day, ergo, an indecisive adult…

Eh, no. Not only did he not assault her, he immediately apologized when his arm made contact with her; despite what you might believe, “pardon me, ma’am”, is not the battle-cry of a White House reporter on a Berzerker karate-chop rampage.