BingleyJoe
BingleyJoe
BingleyJoe

Nobody shoved away a stupid intern. A stupid intern put her stupid arm in the path of someone’s already-in-progress stupid gesticulations.

Oookaay then..

This should be the real round-the-cycle story at the moment, but once again we see that this administration will stoop to the absolute lowest of the low in order to distract people from what they should really be paying attention to. Which is not to say that this story about their blatant attacks on the press isn’t

Repub appointment, apparently. Goddamn that's gotta be brutally humiliating to lose to a dead guy..

Apparently the Repubs can appoint someone now.

+1 from a fellow Canadian comrade here. This shit is so stressful to watch because there is literally nothing we can do about it - I really hope they get it right this time..

Yes! I dearly miss those old Ban Hammer posts.

Would that *really* be a good project though? Really? Like.. really really?

Very cool. It was high time to hit the reset button around here.

You have to be EXTREMELY fucked in the head to believe that - well beyond repair. But there are also all sorts of people who believe the Earth is flat; that dinosaurs lived among the early humans; that magical sky-beings are in charge of everything that happens; that Trump is doing a great job as president of the

Oh. Well in that case, the moron treating his weapon like it’s a toy is just 100% A-OK.

Oh, fuck you!

Oh, now talk about La mot juste! 

Oh it’s way better and much more cutting with the Shirley Temple; the IPA version with the JUUL reference is still funny, but a bit overwrought IMO.

Wait, so *this* Land O’ Lakes feels that promoting white supremacy suddenly doesn’t uphold the company’s values?

Well. I’d say you stupid, lazy, spoiled fucking imbeciles deserve every shitty minute of the fucked up existence this kind of worthless take will result in, but the sad problem is that the rest of us out here in the larger world *also* have to deal with the effects of whatever shithole government the mouth-breathing

Tits and lens flares from here to the horizon!

Do they really stand for anything other than lower taxes and staying in power?