This is great, thanks! Would you please find the phone number for Ticketmaster for me?

Got a link?

That’s depressing. I hope they at least had enough sense to stop it before lifting it OUT, but I’ll gird myself for further disappointment..

Hey there pal, it’s pretty sexist of you to use a picture of a man to lampoon a mature lady gumshoe!

The sift-and-weigh part is key for hardcore bakers who know that precise recipes require the use of a scale

When people who don’t know what the heck they’re doing start up the unit when the heads up in the air still and then drop the head

Nope. Ours came with one of those in the box and I did my level best to use it as intended, but it’s way more trouble than it’s worth. Even if it only stinks half as much as the 2-piece version, it still stinks enough that I definitely would not recommend buying one separately.

I mean.. he’s been desperately clinging to any and all distractions before the midterms — I’d almost be surprised if he doesn’t try to find a way to encourage more of this. Almost.

+1. It’s so hard to believe those features aren’t already present in Gmail, but here we are in an article about “the best Gmail add ons” that doesn’t include Boomerang.. sometimes the world is truly weird.

I could see the possibility of there being *maybe* one Terrorist out there who is so shitty at Terrorizing that they’re forced to fucking WALK overland for days and weeks from Central America, through Mexico, and then into the United States of America before being able to hatch their evil scheme... but multiple? No.…

Cosby drugged and raped him.

Hope springs eternal but unfortunately racism is very much learned behaviour.

Well then it’s a good thing they have the LEGAL right to apply for asylum in the United States of America, you stupid worthless fucking turd-gargler.

“The jury’s still out.”

“Would he notice a team of “rouge killers” invading the place and killing journalists?”

Yeah, he turned into a newt, but he got better.

We can just have Canada burn it down again.

I had the Y2K edition of one of these lovelies. Finally had to give it up ~4 years ago, but I still miss it dearly; definitely my favourite out of all the cars I’ve owned.

Also, why the fuck was this mysterious Brett doppleganger raping her WITH BRETT KAVANAUGH’S BEST BUDDY AND CONSTANT COMPANION AT HIS SIDE??? How is *that* somehow more likely than her simple explanation that it was just two people she fucking knew and recognized?

“Nah, petition to join Canada.”