“They’d been using the wrong point of entry... And no, not the backdoor...”

Well we fuckin’ *told* you to vote for Jill Stein, but did you listen? Noooooooo..

/stars for Sex Robot auto-dispensed

*rummages through box, finding a skull.. because obviously*

Awesome -- just as it should be! Thanks

Are the cars all right-hand drive? Or is there at least an option for them to be configured as such? For that matter, does the NPC traffic drive on the left?

I’m pretty sure the absence Jujy is talking about is DEVOID where his chin should be..

I can’t remember exactly anymore - there has been SO MANY opportunities for people to deploy a reaction like that lately - but he was responding in real-time to something exceedingly stupid and racist a Trump Licker was saying. Pretty sure the panel was on Ted Turner’s Fake News Cable News Network.

It never fails; no matter how egregious the example, there is ALWAYS someone who shows up in the comments and twists themselves into pretzels blaming everything BUT the person who was driving like a complete asshole. Remarkable.

I'm a fan of this one..

#MeToo pioneer or #Douchebag pioneer?

I mean.. the other time it was the “joke” - actually the first time, if we’re keeping track - is when Katie structured the headline to be a direct parody of the style typically deployed by Buzzfeedian clickbaiters and their ilk.

I mean.. they didn’t so much *steal* it as actually *buy_the_rights* to Zero Hour! in order to enable them to remake the scenes as literally as they wanted to, but hey..

“Mike Pence is willing to take a lie detector test to prove he didn’t pen the anonymous op-ed in the New York Times.”

She has chapped tits. LEAVE HER ALONE!!

Now hold on here just a minute, people, let’s not be too quick to blame this brave First Responder for protecting that man’s home from him!! Has anyone thought to ask the architect of this building why they couldn’t be bothered to make all the hallways look different so that people wouldn’t become disoriented in the…

..whaaat? Since when did Johnny Galecki grow a 'stache?

“Gotta ask—are peanut butter sandwiches of any variety allowed in US public schools? You can’t send peanut butter anything to school in Canada.”