Oh, don’t worry - that one being cancelled is balanced out by this one going ahead:

“If guns were illegal, at the very least when someone uploads a photo with guns would be alarming enough for authorities to focus on them and not on the harmless ones that want to look cool or edgy.”

Hey, don’t be multi-dick shaming now..

I no longer wish to participate in our previously scheduled game of footsie.

Hijo de

It’s going to be an action film that starts with Jesus rising from the dead

No it isn’t!

The border patrol outside of Tucson boarded the bus
Any aliens here you better check with us
How about you son you like you’ve got
Spanish blood
Do you habla inglese? Am I understood

This! Leave it in the original container. The only exception being if the original container happens to be a 12' sturgeon, in which case your staff will find something more practical and attractive from which to serve it.

When I saw SK this year, there was a woman yapping behind us about how she’d only heard the band for the first time the day before. She was there because of Portlandia.

Care to help an internet stranger out with some directions to said printer utility? Because I am about to feed this lazy goddamn printer to the neighbourhood goat.

Care to help an internet stranger out with some directions to said printer utility? Because I am about to feed this…

Goddamn.. that is an absolutely gorgeous colour for that car. Hope the asshat who keyed it immediately got run down by a passing Vespa.

Volvo does it even better, I think.

Crossing the border “irregularly” just makes me picture people doing it sideways and with their back arched, like when my cat gets the zoomies.

Ok, then. All I can say is that based on my own experience running them in Southern Ontario winters (which will throw every single condition and temperature at you at some point over the season), I have had absolutely no issue with them at all in dry/wet conditions hovering around freezing. Then again, I don’t…

Too bad they suck in anything other than lots of snow. Dry cold or mild temp winter climates these tires are squishy and ride horribly. They are not for anything besides snow packed and heavy snow areas in winter.

Trump usually doesn’t appear for his first meeting, which is generally an intelligence briefly, until 11.

To be fair, he did break his leg..

Backup camera displays a near 100% accurate recreation of what an acid trip looks like.

+1 for the Waterworld quote alone.