This is the fucking disgrace topper on a teeming shit-pile of fucking disgraces you’ve been responsible for lately, The United States of America. Stop it.

Absolutely. I’m not nuts about Bananas, but I completely agree that Crimes is amazing. Match Point was a great thriller. Radio Days? A gem! Fucking Sweet And Lowdown!? Come ON.. that thing’s a goddamn masterpiece. Zelig? WTF, obviously a great film.

Nah. His standup material from the ‘60s is definitely funny. He’s also made some great films- you’ll never get me to agree that Bullets Over Broadway doesn’t need to exist.

There are a lot of movies I haven’t seen, and I don’t have time to catch up on all of them.

User name checks out ;P

Or for $5, you can turn absolutely any pen that takes ‘Parker-style’ refills into a space pen..

Or for $5, you can turn absolutely any pen that takes ‘Parker-style’ refills into a space pen..

She is eminently squishable!! :)

Yay kitty spams! Here’s our lil Mo’ taking a bit of a break from catching up on her correspondence.

Even under the best of circumstances, why on Earth would you not want your children to have passports?!?! GO GET THAT SHIT YESTERDAY!

How is it fair to expect me, a grown man, to be able to resist those impulses?

or “Annie An, heir to the retail pretzel fortune”.

[Ron Howard’s voice]Ron Howard’s voice makes everything sound better.[/Ron Howard’s voice]

“An” is the Korean woman’s last name. Her full name is Annie An.

The reason I originally endorsed Luther Strange (and his numbers went up mightily), is that I said Roy Moore will not be able to win the General Election.

even though those allegations were just allegations, and even though it happened so long ago..

Maybe look Fred up and offer him a job. They need a chick-friendly man on the show.

Just look at the smug-fuckness on her ignorant gob when she says it, too:

You had me at Big Little Lies Will Definitely Be Back.

“No mooses near toronto.”

Maybe he’s thinking of Seth Brundle?