I seriously don’t know why they still haven’t replaced that guy they used to have on staff who’s job was to go around finding all these blunders and yelling, “THIS IS SHIT” at the people responsible.
BingleyJoe
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Every current Subaru I have ever sat in has reminded me of the interior of my dad’s ‘90s (maybe even late ‘80s?) base-level, loveable, but clearly used, Honda Civic WagoVan.
I have the least-weirdest boner right now.
Fuck Donna Brazile, she us unethical as fuck, and is just trying to salvage her reputation and sell books.
“Something I just have a strong feeling about: Donald Trump Jr. will steal candy from a small child at some point this evening.”
Holy crap, what an embarrassment this is.
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Please have all the bandmates be styled in pantsuits that are coordinated yet different a la early Destiny’s Child.
Is it bad that, upon thinking that I read that either Eric of Donald Jr. killed a dog, I was like, “huh. Makes sense, though.”?
Oh dear lord hell to the NO on snockers.
“If they are UNDOCUMENTED they are NOT law-abiding are they! They are CRIMINALS!!”
Jesus, guy.. I’m not even a The United States of American, and even I know this stuff doesn’t work the way you seem to think it does.
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It’s really not that simple. Even when exshpurtz are involved, things can get complicating!
True story: I got home from work Friday night and was singing “I steal pets from the popular people and dress the pets up like the popular people,” etc., in the kitchen while making dinner. When I finally came up for air, my six year-old was like, “Papa? What song is that? Why are there pets in the pockets of people?”
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Oooh have I just been gleefully sucked into a Rachel Bloom Friday Afternoon YouTube Black Hole???? YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!
Just be more like Ray Bradbury and all your problems will melt away.
Holy wow... That video actually caused me to deploy the word, “jeepers.”
Paraphrasing Julian Barnes by way of Flaubert..
NO!
These assholes love to talk about how violent Chicago is.... but they always fail mention, compared to other cities, per capita, Chicago is the 28th most violent city in the country.
“SECRET LITTLE ELF BONER,” is the best combination of words I have read today.