Those free bulbs just cost that lady $1500.

It hasn’t been updated in a couple of days, but here’s the most complete list of that stupid shit-nibbler’s lies that I’m aware of:

*“We will be replacing tailight and license plate bulbs indefinitely FOR FREE,” Unity Autoworks, a Twin Cities car repair and customization shop, explained. “A defective bulb should never be a reason to be murdered.”*

With that said, a Polestar V60 would be much more up his alley than a ‘90 Series IMO.

“I don’t fully understand why DeVos is trying to do here or why. Why is she pro-rape?”

A choice quote from my friend after informing her of this partnership:

Still playing the Orange Box on my 360. In fact, I recently introduced my six year-old to Portal, and it’s been an absolute joy to watch him puzzle his way through it.

I genuinely admire your ability to stay calm.. the best I’ve ever managed was to discover one of these insanely terrifying (read: mostly harmless) Whip Spiders scampering up my foot in Costa Rica (photo chosen for hilariously ironic watermark):

That was awesome.

Tick check. Get your minds out of the gutter, people!

And that’s just it.. everyone keeps talking about a golden shower, but if I recall correctly, it wasn’t stated as such in the dossier at all - the report said he had two prostitutes pee on the bed while he watched. Big difference.

DuJour means fly private!

Interesting!

OK.. my life just absorbed a new ringtone, thanks!

0-to-xMPH-to-0 is not very interesting.

Yes, Jeff Sessions, fuck you, you fucking vulgarian fuck.

For what this is, it is a fair price for arguably the most beautiful car to come out of France.

Wood’s good, but it’s the load-bearing pole that gives the structure its stability.

Some time after the alleged incident, Polanski offered her a role in Che?.

A Canadian Sniper would have exploded this guy into 20,000 pieces in under 10 seconds thanks to their trusty cargo-shorts-carried TAC-50. (sexy, right, The United States of America??)