Probably more accurate.

WHAT A SCOOP!

Did Tin Cans teach us nothing, I mean.. COME ON!!

Just leaving this old gem here..

Oh, well look at this shit-stain right here. Just hanging out for all to see.

Ugh.. finally managed to rid myself of our ‘09 Tiguan a couple of weeks ago. What an utterly un-likeable vehicle, and not even a shred of practicality to be found anywhere on it. Those things are so overpriced it’s absurd, and yet they’re every 2nd car you see on the roads around here..

One of my friends thinks that by eating his own boogers, he will avoid getting polio. *shrug*

Yeah, it seems like a pretty brutal way to go. Still, the deal I make with bugs is pretty simple: I won’t spread diatomaceous earth around the *outside* of my stuff.. but inside?...... no guarantees. Choose your path wisely.

Cool. Maybe the tiny particles are too prickly for them to walk on.. kind of how diatomaceous earth would be too deadly.

You don’t think VW requires a handful of engine rebuilds on the Chiron just to keep the warranty active?? Bish, please..

Cinnamon + Ants = Please Explain?

Also, they suffocate very quickly with a few sprays of dish soap mixed with water. Apparently they breathe through the skin and the film from the soap clogs their pores as they try to scurry away.

a huge roach came up from dash when I turned on the defroster (was a very unusually cool 68 degrees at like 6am in November) and I thought my wife was going to have a heart attack..

Sorry about that — I’ll pay better attention next time!

I will be sure to bring a Kalthoff Repeater with me then, which is you know... a semi-automatic rifle. Or how about the Girardoni air rifle?

BUT HER PEEMALES!!

These cars look absolutely stunning in person, and Volvo is offering a gorgeous, deep brown paint colour, which.. obviously the right choice.

Dear The United States of America,

I hear you. It’s one of my favourite games, and I play through it every so often because the performances they got out of the voice actors are just so freaking great, but even as many times as I’ve finished it, there are still some puzzles that I can never remember the solution to right away just because they can be…

See, if that is actually the solution to the puzzle I’m stuck on it’s completely out of left field. My idea was to send two balloons filled with the different compounds in the packaging area into the sorting system and cause some kind of incident with the machine, presumably letting me steal one of the assignments.