FINALLY something happend that actually makes sense!

Somebody please gouge out my eyeballs and stuff them into my ears before I’m tempted to subject myself to that trailer again.

He’s a fucking cuck.

Ok, Jalops, I’m about to pull the pin on a car, and I need some advice:

Who cares what this evil piece of shit has to say? His lies and insincere platitudes wouldn’t change a thing, and he’s a lauging stock in the eyes of the world.

Yeah, my gray car is probably the most boring thing I look at on a daily basis.

“maybe you should vent about your need for children somewhere else...or i should stop reading comments”

“I think its different for men and women maybe? I already envision myself loving a child I don’t even know. Just instantly loving them.

You know.. sometimes it’s ok to type-out a comment and then just press Cancel.

and occasionally get a little whiff of that asscrack sweat, which smells kinda like mayo because of the glacial acetic acid

It’s been seen in doggy for sure. It’s also pretty easy to spot when you’re going down on a woman if her legs are back.

Dumb Take, Book-by-its Cover Edition:

Well, it looks like the shooter has died, so you ended up being right after all.

This girl is awesome and an awesome friend. Unfortunately, the moment was quickly shattered by the inevitable taunts of her classmates..

I couched my assertions in hedging terms such as “at this moment at least” and “there appears”. Did you not comprehend my meaning when you read it?

I wasn’t, but I started to the moment I saw that photo..

Reality trumped your ideology. By all reports, there were good guys with guns around which is why, at this moment at least, there appears to be no fatalities except for the gunman.

“Theonly reason why any of us walked out of this thing, by the grace of God, one of the folks here had a weapon to fire back and give us a moment to find cover.