Here’s a running list of fact-checked lies he’s said since taking office (294 as of June 12):

Hmmm.. mice, eh?

WHO’S THE ASSHOLE THAT TOLD HIM WHALES ARE FULL OF OIL!?!??!

You Can’t Do That [on the Internet?]!

Yes, absolutely. The first game still holds up really well, considering its age. It has some amazing level design and some incredible stealth puzzles.

I have been using one of their Santokus for 20 years, and the dimples (this is NOT a Granton edge) work exactly as claimed, allowing certain foods to separate from the blade more easily.

I have been using one of their Santokus for 20 years, and the dimples (this is NOT a Granton edge) work exactly as…

You just hold down the volume button until the little picture stops doing stuff.. how much fucking easier could it be???

So sorry to hear about your loss - my condolences.

To me, the most surprising thing about the Trump video is that they seem to think their constituents can read that fast.

“I’d actually be surprised if he doesn’t try to block Comey’s testimony.”

Can I ask how old they are? Because the TV show was destination-viewing for me as a kid, and I am dying to see this, but I’m a bit concerned it’s too mature for my 6 year-old son; I would love it to be the first superhero movie he watches, but I’m pretty sure it will simultaneously the most intense film he has ever…

I think the President and a small group of people know exactly what his end game was.

Holy. Shit. Once every 35.33336 millenia, Twitter manages to redeem itself.

Go to a fucked up university, get fucked up grades.

You mean an article on this site is being spun to shit on Trump? I don’t believe it, or your logical thoughts on what actually transpired!

In Russia, bears much smaller. Also, more hair. Less lurking.

Are there Mac key-caps available?

Not a United States of American, but 37.75 hours/week here with a good wage, great benefits, universal healthcare, plenty of leave, life insurance, a reasonably healthy economy churning nation-wide, and at the end of the day I get to just close my door and walk away until tomorrow.

“despite Big Goldfish making America look bad yet again.”

It’s perfect. This is where our shit-ass society stands now. This is everyday.