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Thank you, I couldn’t agree more! It’s mostly conté and pencil crayon on heavy paper. There is also some sort of paint on there underneath the conté, and I’m not totally sure what kind he used.. it looks like watercolour because it’s sort of washed on. The artist was a close friend of my family named Graydon Dyck - a…

Oh HELL yes it is! That’s almost always the right answer to pretty much any life-decision question.

Not only does she not know anything about the school system, but she has absolutely no fucking clue how hard it is to shoot a determined bear

That was astonishing. I’m going to be sending that to everyone I know.

“Trump didn’t take them as slaves did he.”

AHA! But let us not forget the legendary pissing-contest between Shakespeare & Bacon:

Your exit appears to have gone about as gracefully as this guy’s did. Happily the end-results are the same though.

“My office has gone off the deep end. They’re applauding that “Finally, God’s in charge of America again.” These are reasonable, good people who give to charity and all that”

True, that is at least one advantage.

I never knew how much I needed this gif until RIGHT NOW.

Thank God for Twitter, frankly, because it memorializes their hate speech and they are forced to face the consequences.

What? How did they manage to teach that dog to do that trick? It’s brilliant!

And also, what the hell compels them all to spew their stupid hatefulness out on Twitter all the time?? And then they act all surprised when theres an immediate backlash.. like, how the fuck did you think people were going to react, you stupid piece of shit??!!