Agreed. To each and every one of them, I offer the following message:

Not in cruelty, not in wrath
The Reaper came today
An angel visited this gray path
And took the cube cake away.

Oh for the sake of all fucks, STOP IT!! Fact-check, motherfucker!

He doesn’t have billions of dollars!!

Thank you for doing this!

AAAAHHAHAHA!!! Plenty of seating available folks!

This might sound crazy (what doesn’t these days), but I sat down for a perfectly innocent bowl of chicken soup, and suddenly saw.. well.. *everything*

That is SO FUCKED UP! Fuck all these fucking fuckers.

Good.

Dude.. these fuckers landed a rocket on a fucking boat. What gives you the authority to call into question what they theoretically can/cannot do?

I’d rather stay home and eat a nice bowl of soup.

Pictured: Trump’s preferred flavour of cordial.

That’s the one :) Dennis and Dee quit their jobs and decide to go on welfare, because they can make more money that way. They need to do bloodwork in order to prove that he’s a recovering crack-head, so they get addicted to crack to push the paperwork through quicker. It’s.. pretty much the most ingenious plan ever.

Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government.

“the Welfare episode.”

Yet the version of whatever similar technology that’s always going to be built into my smartphone is always going to be more capable than what the automakers bundle because I update my relatively inexpensive smartphone hardware every couple of years. Meanwhile, I might keep my relatively expensive car - with all of…

Luke, it’s called NOTAN, and this is a great example of someone doing very nicely.

I was going to go with the dishwasher - humanity’s single greatest invention - but then I suddenly snapped back to reality and remembered that we’re moving into a new house in less than 5 weeks time, and it’s going to be a) detached - so no more hearing our neighbour rip ass while I’m trying to have a peaceful bath,…

Ai yai yai, como duele.

“it is about who is or is not on the list....”