“Hey, hey, James Mattis is pretty solid compared to the rest of them.”
BingleyJoe
BingleyJoe
This shit every. single. day. is just so fucking fucked.
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That’s actually just how they drive in Montréal.
Hey, y’know what they say.. if there’s grass on the field, the bleachers, the parking-lot, and most of the snack-bar.. play ball.
Why? What would you even want him to say? Any words that would come out of his stupid mouth are just going to be a shit-salad of empty platitudes. What would even be the point of him saying anything?
If you use the 0 to 100 scale and divide it into basically equal chunks (0-32, 32-66, 66-100), you have the coldest most people experience, the freezing point of water, the perfect indoor temperature, and the warmest most people experience.
“it’s going to leave about a day and a half’s worth of growth behind compared to a standard multi-blade”
“it’s going to leave about a day and a half’s worth of growth behind compared to a standard multi-blade”
OOOHH just thought of something! You know what you could also do with that plan of yours??
“I am thinking some breakfast treatment because I am not that creative and waffle=breakfast to me...”
They are every bit as magical as you’d imagine. You just kind of press the stuffing into a patty of sorts so it stays together and then waffle it up! OMG I’m craving them now.. xmas can’t come soon enough!
Hmmmm. . . if only there were a day when a person could find a crazy-ass deal on waffle irons. . call it, say, Waffle Friday (it would have to be a Friday so that you could spend the weekend gorging on delicious, magical waffles). :-D
I’m Canadian, so I ate mine a very long time ago already, but it was glorious:
PHRASING!
Univision/Jezebel/Formerly-Gawker/Whatever needs to start a tradition of ONLY publishing this photo in relation to Trump (at least as the headline image for an article), just like that absurd raccoon-eyes photo became the default ‘PORN ARTICLE’ go-to pic.
Well.. at the very least, maybe he shouldn’t be displaying the results of his ‘sperm tests’ in his personal-use space? Just.. buy him some tissues.
Thatz Not Okay.
“But he seemed like a good father, faithful husband, seemed smart.”