“P.S. Cig smoke smells soooooooooooo good”

And look how long it took him to cash-in his sellout chips:

“Trump pulled that one out of his butt to rile up the masses.”

Really bad. I’m pooping a lot. 43.21%

“Who will Trump blame when he fails to come through on this and other promises he made?”

I thought your election was rigged though.. forgive my ignorance (I’m Canadian, so I’ve been watching closely, but maybe I missed something crucial), but didn’t your President Elect spend a considerable amount of time stating *as fact* that the whole process was rigged? Surely there will be an official inquest into…

I have a couple of these.

I have a couple of these.

Q: How to Make Your Vagina Taste Awesome?

“I anticipate that the answer is just going to be ‘buy less of a house’ or ‘don’t buy a house’. But interest rates probably won’t be lower than they are now, and it financially makes sense to do it now rather than wait three years when interest rates will most likely be higher.”

Dear The United States of America,

“I had no idea popcorn had anuses.”

You gotta crack down hard on booger-eating; you might end up with a kid who has a weak immune system, but at least you won’t end up with a wee Trump.

Ah.. Kinja’d! Fair enough, it happens.

I hope it works out for you!

I hope it works out for you!

So they don’t owe her a damn thing? Okay, fair enough. Now let’s figure out what they owe to the others he victimized AFTER the corporation knew about him, but did nothing

I doubt you’re a bad person, Jake. But actually.. don’t even waste your time laughing about that; Subway food all smells like it was cooked in a tire fire, and even their veggie subs will manage to send you into a narcoleptic fugue-state 20 minutes after you eat them. OF COURSE this asshole lost weight eating nothing…

“I don’t disagree with any of that, but I’m not sure that explains how she has standing to sue.”

I think the families of his victims would have every right to take action against Subway.