You could have put SPOILER ALERT! I was going to watch that movie later tonight and the whole “Will they or won’t they get together?” question has now been obviously answered.

Hopefully management ran this by Chris Sale first and made the necessary assurance that this isn’t about putting PR/business ahead of winning.

I’d hate to see him get scratched from yet another start because he’s lost in Chicago looking for a knife big enough to cut up Comiskey.

Also, Giambi was safe:

Honest-to-god, I can’t think of anything more depressing at the moment than the idea of watching a fireworks show on television. Screw the NYC/DC bonanzas; doing that or staying at home is a false binary. Find a local or state park within reasonable driving distance that puts on a firework show and go to it. I’ve…

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“Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.”

My go to is, “You’ve given me a lot to think about.” They will then think their work is done and leave you be, while you haven’t actually agreed with them at all.

I work in government, and technically there are tons of rules about supporting political groups/ideas, so my go to is ... “Uh...that doesn’t seem like something we should be talking about at work.”

I use it whether it makes sense or not. There is absolutely no reason we couldn’t talk about teh Roughned Odor punch, but…

Man, I haven't seen a shittier Cardinal rape apology since Bernard Law.

Wow - what an edgy take. May I offer an equally scorching hot counterpoint? People who think kids are the worst are generally miserable cunts.

Forget series. Infantino’s presidency can be summed up in one gif:

Good thing, I’m not an engineering student at UCLA.

Lewis Billups intercepts Montana and Cincy wins Super Bowl XXIII

He better be already typing so I can read the rebuttal .

Shakes are better than soft serve. I know this is only an opinion, but mine is probably right because of how high I scored on my SATs.

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

But can anyone throw a shot up so that it bounces back into their face? It’s a notable boner and he’s being self-deprecating about it.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

I try to spread my snark far and wide!