rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

Like the fella once said, ain’t that a kick in the head?

Fuck this shit.

I was thinking of starting a white supremacist group called the New New Black Panthers. 

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Football has a FIFA problem. Everything else is just a symptom. 

Freddy Fredrickson? Mr. Downtown, himself?

The NRA has condemned his implication that having an Arsenal around you doesn’t actually make you safer.

If only the shooter had been as accurate as Russ...

RIP, Nipsey.

Successfully avoids being mind-controlled by liberal government conspiracy, but all of his teeth fall out simultaneously due to his total avoidance of fluoridated water and toothpaste.

My question is... when did kids get so soft?

“I’m gonna need a plane to use as a blocker”

I don’t see why this story is a big deal. The klan was infiltrated decades earlier by the Soggy Bottom Boys.

Just call him Henry Cabot Dislodge.

This was not how I imagined a Republican would get caught up in a pegging scandal

It’s refreshing to see an encounter with ICE where it’s not the kid that’s shattered.

I GOT THIS ONE!

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

Dad, I’m (Allegedly) in Jail

Kids are only walking around with Pepsi these days. Protects them from racism.