My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

He actually went to Ole Miss, but I see how you can get confused - both schools give out imaginary educations and have animosity between color-based groups

Briskey recognized her horrible mistake the instant she saw that Shepherd did in fact bleed crimson.

The Dongest Yard

That is the dumbest thought anyone has ever had.

Our idea was to make a mockery and farce of the increasingly solemn and absurd election process

Confirmed. Here's Ford posing with a couple of Argos cheerleaders on the big day, just before getting his jersey.

The race also violated BYU's honor code, as "fun" is in its name.

I hope they clear this kid's name Oral B at risk of losing his scholarship.

You can't just brush this stuff off. If you let kids bend the rules, they'll get away with more and more until the problem Crests, and then the NCAA will be plaqued by it forever

The most shocking part of this story is Incognito having a rudimentary understanding of fractions.

Some have suggested that Incognito is the definition of a Schiano Man, but he sounds more like a Zimmer Man to me.

Billick was also debating whether the Lions should take a 3rd down penalty that would have pushed the Cowboys into long FG range, but TAKEN 40 SECONDS OFF THE CLOCK when there was 1:05 or so left. Makes me wonder how his clock management was when he was coaching..

J-A-G-U-R-A-S is nothing. I remember when a team spelled out R-E-D-S-K-I-N-S.

I feel like the Venn diagram of "Tebow Time people" and "people who think Ted Cruz shutting down the government in a futile attempt to get Obama to repeal a law named after him" is just one big circle.

Grambling shows up more than the Bucs.

Holy shit, that's awful. And I hate to make this all about my fantasy team, but I'm really pissed off that I didn't start Patterson this week in my Total Piece of Shit pool.

Armstrong's career was already dead, so of course Crow comes along to pick at the remains.

Even so, Ditka would have punted and let his defense make up the points.

"Jay Cutler and his new favorite toy"