I’m probably older than you but I watched so much Australian Rules Football on ESPN back in the day that I knew the sport as well as I knew baseball. Could name a handful of players on every team, knew the standings, etc.

Actually, the brain-rotting crazies are the point. By the time the GOP smear machine was done with Bernie, he’d have been a pedophile and also the real killer OJ was looking for all this time.

BREAKING NEWS...we interrupt this nuanced discussion on health care policy and it’s impact on the broader economy to bring you live footage of a brown person blowing something up. BE AFRAID!!!! Stay tuned for live team coverage of this and only this for as long as it takes for you to forget what we were talking about…

...without 24/7 ads (not to mention your mom’s Facebook feed) being run against him, he was...in a statistical dead heat with the guy. Wow, pretty impressive. There are hundreds of thousands of people who now believe, with the same sincerity that I believe that today is Tuesday, that Hillary Clinton ran a child sex…

For whom is it embarrassing?

I’ll accept either answer, just wanted you to clarify...

That’s the beauty...their fans don’t show up no matter how good or bad the team is. Makes it easier to plan that way.

If this does turn out to be true, I can’t wait for the Ron Fournier/Bill Plaschke mashup decrying it’s what’s wrong with ‘Murica.

By which I mean I can’t wait for Magary’s FJM fisking of the aforementioned.

Mr Met is a ripoff of Mr. Red Leg. Nobody disputes this.

Also, for some reason, I remember he was referred to for a while as “The Famous Chicken” rather than the San Diego Chicken. Something something copyright trademark whatevs.

...and yet, one of the best pictures of Karkovice ever taken.

Also, Anthony Weiner’s continued intake of oxygen is a pretty big tell that the “Clinton trail of bodies” myth is pretty off-target.

riiiiight, because they eject guys for perfectly legal hits all the time.

Ok, but look at those policy prescriptions: stronger unions and progressive taxes and financial regulation with teeth.

Now keep in mind the fact that people called industry-friendly insurance reform “the death of American freedom” and draw me a line to how those laid-off workers are going to get behind those policies.

The Karl Rove freakout is what I keep thinking about when I think about 2016. Did we have our own Karl Rove freakout when Trump won (meaning, we should have seen it coming all along) or was the lesson taken away from Karl Rove’s freakout “hey, what if WE did to THEM what we thought THEY had done to US...”

Yeah, I thought the entire episode devoted to his lack of a love life bordered on prurient.

I actually admire the reporter dude for not following up on that. Let us all sit with that answer and we’re then free to say “ffffffuuuuuuck that guy”

I actually admire the reporter dude for not following up on that. Let us all sit with that answer and we’re then free to say “ffffffuuuuuuck that guy”

This is a very dumb stat-chase, and I love it.

I mean, if you want noun-verb-noun and not the rhtorical flourishes, may I inrterest you in a link to USA Today? No? How ‘bout getting your own blog then?

That’s why they call it Wingnut Welfare.