Yeah, but where? She wants no part of a real job where she has to, like, work and stuff. So the think-tank market is out. And I can’t see her on Fox all that much. Maybe the rubber chicken circuit at $100K a pop?

I am in NO WAY sticking up for Eric and Kathy, but they’ve done pretty much the exact same show since 1995, (and they both still look like they’re both in their mid-30s). I think maybe it’s just a tired act now.

So you’re saying Berman didn’t suck last Friday from 11:20-11:24pm?

I’m curious about that too, because yes, Hollywood is crazy stupid sexist, but it’s not like there are a treasure trove of really well written fully developed male characters, either.

I used to have a non-thermal (whatever, the one with the hot plate) grind and brew. Is it just me, or is that grinder louder than holy hell? I sleep up a flight of steps and a most of the way across the house from my coffee maker, and even with a fan going for white noise, that thing used to wake me up Every. Single.…

I used to have a non-thermal (whatever, the one with the hot plate) grind and brew. Is it just me, or is that…

What I kind of want to know is if this is how they would intro a big Austrian sporting event (I can only assume there’s an Austrian professional soccer league that has a Cup final or championship or something), or if this is their idea of what American sporting event hype should be and so they are doing an imitation…

I mean...people bone when they’re happy and drunk...I don’t see what makes them so “creepy” (not picking on you, that’s just the word I keep seeing thrown around).

except that stat is actually a myth

“Amateur”

I have no desire to wade into the middle of a race discussion, and this may be an exception that proves the rule, but as someone who lives in Chicago and has endured several years of Smokin’ Jay takes, I disagree that race is the sole determining factor here. I’m 100% convinced that Cutler would get blown up in this…

Bears are ranked too low, mostly because of the 1985 Bears.

I said good day.

Or maybe you could read it. I had no issue understanding the point, but apparently you do. I hope your reading comprehension improves. Good day.

Or you could, you know, read the rest of the article...

Chris Hayes is kinda meh behind the desk, but he is amazeballs out in public talking to actual people. (assuming that amazeballs is still a thing).

Ok in all seriousness, the only reason the goofy puck stuff didn’t stick around is because of HD. Hockey was unwatchable on TV unless you had a giant TV.

Weird, if only because I distinctly remember it being Hillary supporters who were insufferable jerks toward their supposed-fellow Democrats in 2008 (not trying to minimize this, just wondering what’s different this time around).

European soccer (even when it’s on American TV) does the opposite. Not saying it’s good or bad, but it’s not all sports. Heh. #notallsports (sorry)

I’m always conflicted about that, because a) I don’t want to demonize alcohol to the point where it’s a forbidden treasure and he’s trying to sneak it, but b) he needs to know what’s age appropriate in the eyes of people like teachers and other authority figures who are going to call DCFS because he’s wearing a…

he’s more of a bourbon guy.

(note to DCFS: JK! We hid them in the beer fridge and ran to the store for some A&W so as not to embarrass my father in law)