My father in law bought a 6 pack of that for our last visit, thinking it a nice treat for our root beer obsessed 11 year old. I’ve had one of them...it ain’t bad, but I don’t drink sugared pop anymore, so it was a little after-tastey.

The scary thing is, I did that. But it was in a poorly lit (and dark paneled) room on a cloudy day. I later re-created the scenario and 3 out of 4 people who looked either got it wrong or said they weren’t sure. In my defense...it was a really dark blue suit.

I posted this separately on this thread, but the raison d’etre for my screen name is that I named my son Cole, and for several years he thought it was called “you slaw”

My son is named Cole, for the first several years of his life he thought it was called “youslaw” #dadhumor

I once showed up at a formal occasion with a blue jacket and black pants, not because I couldn’t tell, but because I actually looked, and thought I had them sorted right. Thankfully, I had time to go home and change.

Best way to solve it is, either on the tag or on the inside of the waistband (or if it’s a jacket, the…

Also, those ergonomic snow shovels are a must (the kind with the curve). When we got 18" last Super Bowl Sunday (near Chicago), I shoveled 3-4 times, but none of them were particularly taxing on my very bad back.

Cmon, you never had any olive branch? All the kids are doing it.

Sure he deserved some head...

I don’t have much of an opinion on this whole thing, but I will say, the “I’m old fashioned...” joke isn’t necessarily stolen, it’s just...obvious.

I know he’s persona non-grata in polite company these days, but Scott Adams (the Dilbert guy) wrote a thing a long time ago about how 30 people separately e-mailed him to…

THOSE ARE JUST FLOWERS!!!!!

The idea should be to push the “unfairness” out as far as possible, to make it as rare as possible. (btw, do whatever you want during the regular season for OT...I am perfectly ok with ties or a college style OT), But in the playoffs, just play a full damned quarter. If it’s still tied, THEN play sudden death. That…

Anyone who loves, likes, or tolerates opera (or even just classical music) under the age of 60 owes a huge debt to Jones, Stalling, et. al.

Good chance this is in response to a tweet Kenny Mayne sent during the Trump Palin shitshow last night (that he seems to have deleted). I can’t remember what he said specifically, but I read it and though “yup, that’s a suspension waiting to happen.”

Worst thing to spill in the car has to be milk. My kid left a halkf empty milk bottle from McDonald’s in the car as we were driving to the airport...you don’t want to know what that car smelled like when we came back a week later.

I...would actually prefer it if she HAD said it this way. I mean, if you’re gonna be a shit-stained fuckweasel, at least put your cards on the table, huh?

Or they could touch him without hitting him, the way they’re taught when someone goes down without being contacted.

Cold but effective. +1

Blackhawks fans used to think the same about the Wirtz family, then Rocky happened. So there’s hope.

Not much, but there’s hope.

To be honest, I re-wear all of it. And I stink. And I don’t care. But that’s mainly because I a) go to an old musty smelling YMCA gym to start with where everyone stinks, b) I’m a mid-40s married dude who aims to impress exactly nobody, and c) I tend to go at off-hours, so there’s rarely more than a handful of people…

Can’t it be both?