Given the odd nature of their apparent carnal predilections, I'd venture they were more suited to be the progeny of Dewey Crowe. You'll recall he was quite the patron of Audrey's, eventually becoming its proprietor, however briefly..

I’m no lawyer, but I believe what that jury was doing is called “lying their asses off.”

I hope she gets sober, I hope her children get the help they need, and I really hope she gets away with all of Markham's money and that Raylan doesn't shoot her.

They do now, at least 30-40 games. Also radio is 780 WBBM instead of WGN.

C’mon, it was the season finale of Better Call Saul, and they knew there’d be a TON of spoilers on Twitter when they got back to the hotel...

I just feel like this list needs more people named Bruce Springsteen. He seems like he’d have the greatest stories. Not even that big of a fan, but still...

this is some of your best work, Will. It'd be worth it just for introducing that map, but you seem to be getting more confident as a writer. That's great. I'm in a hotel room on the Indiana-Kentucky border, with plans of heading south in the morning, and now considering finding a liquor store before I cross into…

Not to defend them even in the slightest, but lacking bleachers in April and May is no great loss, except for the guy who sells $75 thin-as-hell sweatshirts outside the park to idiots who don’t realize that a high of 65 degrees on game day means inside Wrigley it’s 43.

Thanks, man. Apparently I've been wrong enough to know when what I think I know isn't really what I know...

Ok, I did some stupid and possibly wrong math, and your hypothesis is plausible with the Browns and the 7 yards per 1st down.

Well, you may be right, Ms. Kardashian-West, but do you want me to go ahead with the bleaching procedure or not?

No way, they're taking Vontae Mack, no matter what. Sonny Weaver Jr has to save his job somehow.

+1 guy in my fantasy draft taking Davonte Freeman in the 7th round.

Oh yeah? Back in my day, Bugsy Noodleman was the biggest singer in the Monongahela Valley, and he sang four parts at once while he played the calliope. Damn kids.

I remember watching this a couple days after it aired. I was in (thinks) 7th grade, and our teachers gathered us in the library. We'd done something good, like not burning down the school for the 8th consecutive week or some shit, so we were occasionally rewarded with being allowed to watch something as a class on the…

That WAS a real weird injury. Just as he was bringing the ball up the court, he turned into those two fucking kids with the go cart in the ad video selling whatever the fuck.

You're better off with your old-school memories of him. He's legitimately terrible now, and I say that as someone who mostly defended Ron Santo until the last year or two.

"Why aren't there more stars?"

Edited because it came out wrong.

The problem is, you missed the real point: