Kudos to the chyron operator there:

"Jasmine Tridevil - wants to be famous"

Sadly, it's true. I honestly think he didn't think it through, he thought he was in friendly territory (a conference room full of corporate types whose organizing body thought he'd make a good guest speaker).

I'll admit to not knowing who Frank Luntz was when I saw him as the guest speaker at a conference I was at. It was June of 2008 (i.e. the home stretch of the Democratic Primary) and the conference was in San Diego. The previous speaker had done a bit with some of the animals from the San Diego Zoo. Luntz asked if he…

I mean, he did have a messy custody case during his playing days. If we're speculating (and I know we are), can't help but think the timing might not be an accident in a "maybe he has an Adrian Peterson situation as well and knows it'll come out..."

Pretty sure the guy in motion was supposed to catch him. Worst trust fall ever.

"...PS Anybody know where Ray is? Need advice."

Well, yeah, that's kind of the problem.

Swear to god, man, we've got to laugh. It's the only way out.

+1 COTY-ish?

Keith Olbermann Beats Roger Goodell So Brutally That A Bunch Of Dickhead Internet Commenters Blame Goodell For Staying With Him In The First Place.

I'm thinking NCAA.

Wow, this year's "Breaking Madden" is really realistic looking.

I swear I'm not being sarcastic, but at least that's one net step forward, which is way better than usual.

ok, take your little stubby Neanderthal fingers and type b-l-e-a-c-h-e-r-r-e-p-o-r-t-.-c-o-m, and leave the grown-ups alone.

Or, just suck on a tailpipe and remove yourself from the gene pool. Either way, we're good.

It gets a little dusty in the room whenever I read updates on that story.

All the stars for this. The right thing for the wrong reasons is still the right thing.

Also, I recognize that "schadenfreudiest" is not a word, but in my defense a) it should be and b) I've alreeady had 2 1/2 beers.

I'm not going to get into speculation about what the right reasons to donate to a good cause are, but I will say it's 100,000 more than they had to donate. And maybe it'll start a trend. Gift horses and all.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I agree. I'm just guessing at their motivation. James Harrison, who was suspected and/or convicted of several domestic violence incidents sent out the schaedenfreudiest tweet in history last night. In no way am I assuming the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

+1 WTC7