I think Rusty Buick played guard for the Acme Packers in '35, right?

"Dog-kicking video taints..."

I don't know, I think we might have moved on to doing it ironically already, but I can't really tell, so just go with it for now and I'll let you know.

Being a Bengals fan got a lot easier once i moved to Chicago. I don't know if it's that I'm nowhere near these idiots (i.e. other Bengals fans and.or Mike Brown) and don't have to hear the constant drumbeat of stupidity, or the comparative awfulness of Bears fans, but it really does make things easier to check in…

I don't know why I noticed this, but the video says "Baez's solo home run." Way back in the 1750s when I was in school, didn't they teach anything with an "s" sound got the "nothing after the apostophe" treatment? Meaning shouldn't it be "Baez' solo home run?"

C'mon, where are the rules scolds telling us that because he moved the puck backwards slightly, this "should" be called illegal?

Those two things are by no means incompatible.

I'll be sure to report back once I've completed the required coursework. Thanks for that not-at-all-condescending link.

Not listening and not agreeing are two different things. And the "magic words" were the "if you're not a person of color, I'm not interested in your perspective" meaning you're not listening to anything else I'd say anyway, so what's the point? Good day.

Ok, well, you said the magic words so I guess nothing I say matters. Way to alienate an ally. Good day.

I really hate when everyone rushes to the comment section and yells "fake!"

I gotta say, I truly didn't get that from your comment. It honestly sounded like "racism is everywhere so there's no point."

Different issues. But even so, the south has all those same issues PLUS the overt racism.

Two different issues. And by the way, yes I consider it "better" for women not to be jailed for being raped than for women to be jailed for being raped. And I consider it to be better for 3% of rapists to be charged than 0%.

Well, I think if it's worse someplace, then that's maybe, I dunno...worse? And we have a name for "less bad," which is, like, y'know...better? Again, unless you're only interested in the perfect being the enemy of the good. I'm seriously trying to figure out what your point is, unless your point is that one tiny…

Except isn't it a possibility that it's MORE of a problem in the South? Can't it be more prevalent there than in other places? Or are we just focusing on the exists/doesn't exist meaningless dichotomy here, in which case I'll just fuck off...

Blueberries are, in fact, elite fruit.

Hmm, one out, a run already in, first inning. I think you go to 2nd only if you're 100% positive you can get 2, and the 1-6-3 always seems dicey. I don't have a problem with it, but going to 2nd seems like a better call. It almost looks like he forgets there was a runner at 1st.

Minor correction: while clomid is usually for the woman, they do sometime prescribe it to men to boost testosterone levels (er, uh, I mean, that's what a friend told me)...Mathis is still an idiot because even my doctor (er, um, by which I mean my friend's doctor) joked about how I wasn't going to be able to go to…

I'm really dreading wading into this comment section...so I'm just going to save myself an hour and say, yes, you WERE like that and when you called your mom last night to confirm that nothing like that would ever have been tolerated, your mom lied to you when she said "damn straight, I would never have let you get…