Wait, you mean there's a NEW Zealand now? What happened to the old one?

Wow, so a reality competition TV show that has been renewed 14 times on a broadcast network is really profitable? Huh.

Not for nothing, but I was at a class last year where the instructor had some personal experience with the show and its producers (yeah yeah, I heard from a guy who knew a guy, still, I have no reason to doubt it's veracity) that the contestants while on the show are monitored constantly not just by trainers, but by…

Yeah, every week he predicted the Bears to win 55-0. Thanks for apparently being the one person on this site that understands a joke that has a point behind it.

That thing needs Larry Csonka and Mike Adamle introducing it.

Proud of the players at my alma mater doing this, but to answer the inevitable question, no, it doesn't make up for those uniforms or the Hail Mary at Nebraska.

No, coconut bob, fuck you.

No. Discuss.

Y'know, at first I was all ready to pile on and trash this lady (it's my district, after all). But then I read her candidate profile, and...I mean, it's kind of like maybe she's what we used to call "slow" or "challenged."

And as others have implied, the only way she wins is if everyone else is in a plane crash the…

The color-coded alert system should go red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then indigo, then violet.

Why hello, Mr. Jewell, nice to see you here.

ZOMG I almost forgot until this column...

LPShea suggests, the reason for this ruling was the conservative hysteria about stem-cells, as well as the drug companies being threatened by the development of these types of *coughcough unpatentable coughcough* therapies.

Also, even though every white-boy college funk band tried to ruin it for all of us, the theme song from Sanford and Son is the shit.

I'd submit that X Files was the anti-MASH, for biggest discrepancy between quality of show and quality of theme song. I used to love that opening, but could never get more than five minutes into that overrated piece of crap show without admitting I was just watching to see Gillian Anderson do something unintentionally…

Hey, has anybody paged Raysism? Some traditions must stand...

+1 monitor full of coffee. Damn.

For the love of god, can we please stop treating Ed Sherman like he's anybody? He wrote about sports media for the Chicago Tribune for years by shamelessly exploiting his "friendship" with Ron Santo (I probably still have the angry e-mail Sherman sent me in response to a complaint about his slurping at the altar of…

From Facebook just now...

Oddly enough, the NFL isn't violating antitrust law, because they have an exemption.