Why would you want to beat the intruder INTO your house?

Not interested until they institute the backyard "spot pass"

Counterpoint...at least by funneling their money to attention grabbing morons like WBC and these loons, they aren't spending their money on people who may actually affect policy. Sort of a "make-them-play-defense" argument, but it is an interesting question.

Are we 100% sure that wasn't actually Curtis Painter? I mean, what else could he possibly be doing?

I for one can't wait for the Grantland Oral History of this one.

I don't have a joke here, but Northwestern just iced it's game vs. Vanderbilt on almost the same looking play (but on 3rd and 19)

any one else read that as "Political Fisting" and think this was a whole different Paul Ryan story?

I took "never been in trouble before" to mean "before this." Saying that this is the first time you've been in trouble is legit. It's just that people are surprised to hear that he hasn't been in trouble before because if your information only comes from the league's "broadcast partners," you'd think the guy was…

As both an atheist AND a Bengals fan, I can assure you that this is an optimistic evaluation.

Spent 3 days in NO a couple months ago. The #1 T-shirt for sale in all the crap-ass t-shirt shops, was some variation of "FREE PAYTON" as though the guy was Nelson Fking Mandela or something.

I first read this as "emoticons are running high" and I still kind of like that better.

I call bullshit. You don't remember being 3 or 4 or 5. Mayyybe you have some recollection of 6. And just because your parents taught you in all caps doesn't mean you were perfect. You had meltdowns when your juice spilled. You had temper tantrums when you couldn't have a second piece of candy. Everyone did, and it's a…

And you would be a terrible parent. Drugging your kid for the convenience of the assholes around you is pretty twisted.

I have not laughed that suddenly and violently...well, since I caught up on "Louie" on my DVR last night. But still, well done.

Friend of mine amended it to say "Sent from my phone, please excuse typos or unwarranted brevity."

re: the immortal QB

Wow, DS is gonna have to publish like nine straight dong pics to make up the damage to their image that this story is going to cause.

The real news here is that, given the speed at which he publishes things, this is actually his analysis of Joe Namath.

Dude belongs in Europe

I thought Ebert only did a "holy hell, get someone in here to salvage this trainwreck" re-write on that. But I'm too lazy to look it up.