Don’t know why, but if the picture of the interior was a Rorschach test, the first thing that would have spewed from my mouth would be “Back to the Future DeLorean center console meets Toyota AE86 dash”.

Alright, alright, alright.....

Recruit: “I’m interested in attending State Tech, but my AAU coach says I’ve got a good shot to go pro. Would it be possible to chat with some of the alumni of this school to discuss how this program prepares athletes for a pro career?”

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

Uh, he actually did. I mean, he totally killed people, but he was also consistently productive for them, right? 

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

“...throwing up a peace sign at the end of his journey.”

“There goes my hero.” - Roger Goodell, watching as Mark Emmert walks away

Sorry, two wrongs don’t make a right.  And yes, he is a piece of shit for what he did, but mob justice shouldn’t be the rule.  I won’t shed a tear for when he does shuffle off this mortal coil, never being a free man again, but despite everything he did, he still deserves dignity.

I feel like American culture in general has decided that we like the idea of our prisons being violent torture/ramp camps, as horrifying as that is. Go back a few months and check the comments on Nassar stories on this website, I bet you’ll find people fantasizing about Nassar being beaten or raped and getting dozens…

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

Between 1935 and 1945 a fascist government, led by Adolf Hitler, systematically removed rights from Jews and other groups, stripping them of their citizenship and persecuting them in numerous other ways.

It’s always nice to see a new coach who acknowledges his program’s traditions. 

I would love for him to come back for no other reason than to have my son see him play. He has never watched him but somehow believes he is the best player ever. I’m not saying I want my kids dreams crushed but I’m not saying I don't either. 

Ohio State Football: “Man, what a terrible day.”

“...and threw a Christmas wreath on the door to the ground.”

Luckily, they only had to put him on the 3-day DL.

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

I’ve already called the cops on you for this comment.