Hoke said he gave them the spike the night before, and that he had no idea they were going to do that with it. Wonder if he feels his ass getting even warmer?

I like this.

You can see rapper Tech N9ne sitting a few seats away from the guy too!

I love the Royals. This is one of the best nights of my life.

It's almost like every playoff team got them! Oh wait. Douche.

You should see what happens when someone mentions a pig, poop, or balls.

I am glad he was ok, but I was pretty worried after his on field evaluation and his lockeroom evaluation were done and he was still rubbing it like it was fresh in the dugout.

I didn't realize how bad that was until the replay with the sound. It sounded like someone dropped a cantaloupe on the sidewalk.

Hope it went better when a pothead tried to make friends with Buttercup!

Same here. I went from hoping they lost to feeling privileged that I got to see a really cool sports moment.

Meanwhile, ESPN's Ombudsman is about to throw his shoulder out patting ESPN on the back over their coverage: http://espn.go.com/blog/ombudsman…

Does this measure things in grams? And maybe a little less?

Does this measure things in grams? And maybe a little less?

"Right in the chops!" is one of those things that dads say to keep a kid from crying when they know it probably hurt like shit.

The weird thing is, you ask an older Chiefs fan, and they will say "fuck Terry Bradshaw" and it feels like there is a connection somewhere that I missed.

As a Chiefs fan, I know probably just as many Steeler fans as I do Chiefs fans in the midwest. And for whatever reason, that drives me fucking crazy.

I remember getting his rookie card in a pack and thinking it was some good shit. I was so wrong.

Look how hurt those guys look having to report the news. That tells me a lot about Robin Williams as a person that I would never be able to experience. What a bummer of a day.

If you get paid by clicks and it's the weekend, you gotta throw some stuff out there and hope it takes!

I'm not sure, cause honestly it didn't fit worth a damn and was almost button busting when I sat down, and it was the only tailored suit I own. Standing up it was fine and sharp, but I got sick of going through the motions each time. I was probably a little too cocky where I figured my suit shouldn't be held against…

The most I know was that the bottom of the jacket should fit won a cuffed hand if it's the proper length. I once was told to have my jacket buttoned while I was competing in a mock trial, and I got mad because said jacket wouldn't fit if buttoned while I was sitting down. Again, I have a lot to learn.