Make all the excuses you want, but they don't fly in my opinion. "So it probably isn't that uncommon for people to be there" tells me all I need to know. You want it to be inexcusable for the kid to do that, but when Stewart did it there were factors that made it ok. You say "not as stupid as walking onto track" and I…

Thank you. I have a lot to learn.

Were cars still traveling at a speed fast enough to kill someone? That's pretty much all there is to it.

Ok something I don't quite understand is the proper fit for a suit. My profession will require I wear one almost every day, but seriously I cannot stand my socks showing when I sit down, but it seems that's about right for a suit. What am I missing?

You could ask Jameis anything you wanted, but at no point was "no" going to be an acceptable answer.

This woman had a legitimate chance of being president.

I never said it wasn't stupid. But it is something that happens. Something Stewart knew was a possibility. But maybe you're right, I mean what kind of an asshole would get out of their car on a live track out of anger? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wwc8ob…

It would be different if he was the first person to ever get out of his car after a wreck on an active race track. But he wasn't, so while such behavior may not be expected or advised, it's not new.

Sidenote: The college athletic purists are at a supreme level of butthurt over on the espn comments. They are busy crying over how an athlete will now choose money over everything, forgetting that the NCAA was the one doing that to begin with.

I think the answer to the real/fake aspect of all this will come after the fight. If one guy wins and goes Richard Sherman on the mic with Joe Rogan, we will know.

She only laid him out because pulling the chair from underneath her caused her to swallow her dip.

Kinda fucked up the chart and his leg break at the same angles.

She sounds like a shit employee if she has been fired for 8 months.

Ah. Excellent way to make a point. Call out racism while endorsing homophobia. Troll on. Troll on.

The food at Perkins is often too salty. The waitresses however......shit I don't know either.

This is the millionth time where someone has taken the time and effort to create an account, read an article, then used their own time to criticize the coverage Deadspin provides. Congratulations!!!!

The year before I got into high school, one of our best pitchers took a rocket back to his dome. Knocked him out cold. After that, his delivery always included a sweeping motion away from the batter. He was never the same pitcher. So good for this dude catching it before it did any damage.

Still would hit.

I just watched this the other day, and he took a couple of fake kicks to the face from the Big Bad Booty Daddy before anyone knew his leg was broken. The announcers kinda knew, but they weren't adamant to stop anything.

Morphine is a hell of a drug.