Something tells me this guy likes Skyline chili too.

Well, Goodell could take this as a good sign, the NFL is getting its own hooligans over there!

That almost sounds like advice from a PR person. Get them to change their looks during the peak of a scandal, so people will remember that's what he looked like as a bad guy, and once he's clean shaven again people will think he's changed.

You would have to damage the quality of writing before sending it back to BR. Like the topic of article or not, the quality of the actual writing on Deadspin is light years ahead of BR.

I've never understood why more people don't have urinals. They are efficient and would eliminate any problems of putting the seat down. Are they too expensive or hard to install?

That sounds horrible. That being said, I have terrible taste in booze. I drink Natty Light on the regular and can't stomach the taste of most "fancy beers" so my opinion probably doesn't mean much.

There are pumpkin cookies and 3 different pumpkin beers in my fridge right now, and I can't stand any of it. The beer snobbery that comes along with October drives me crazy!

With Beltran out and these defensive gems from the Cardinals, I have a feeling Twitter will be robust with the butthurt this evening.

"Dave Parker shit his pants man"

Yeah, except Taylor had legal troubles of his own that I believe kept him from legally owning a firearm. So he did what he could.

El Paso Headhunters

The "interactive question and answer period" is code for some sort of drinking game with him right?

Yeah I didn't really take offense to the comment, but I wanted to make sure people knew he didn't take a machete to a gunfight on purpose, rather it was his only option at the time.

I think there was a reason he couldn't have a gun. So the fact he had the balls to grab a machete instead speaks a lot to how much he was willing to defend his family.

Well, the crazy looking person holding it probably does wonders for distracting from the actual product.

Watching this video, it is hard to imagine how Bonds' ego recovered enough for him to have such a big head later in his career.

Is it just me or is this a pretty small hamburger (is it even a cheese burger?) to be trotting out to show off a burger joint?

When Michael Jordan treats his teammates like shit and punches them in the face people consider him a fierce competitor though!

My fantasy football team agrees wholeheartedly.

Usually people who use the terms "gold" and "versace" a bunch have way better taste. See example: