Dabo Swinney is the head coach for Clemson.

St. Louis fans really are the best. They are so tolerant they have no problem with their baseball team pounding the asses of another baseball team!

It also looked like he was punching Corso in the balls. This was terrific.

I might have terrible taste, but I loved that show.

BILL SIMMONS REVERSE JINX IN THE HOUSE!!!!

From now on they have to follow in the footsteps of Rothlisberger and just barrel into the endzone, whether the defense consents or not.

But did Tacopina ever take off his skate and try to stab someone? That's a real record.

I live in Topeka, and anytime there is national attention not about the Phelps and Westboro Baptist, I'm all for it. Even if it's something like this!

I'm glad to see someone take a definite stance on whether or not they would have played. After the last one of these I read I believe his response was something along the lines of a "maybe" and I was worried that was going to be the answer across the board. I hope this guy gets the help he needs.

Meanwhile Godfathers is torching their dumpsters.

Maybe he thought he could throw it on a rope right back to the catcher and the team would see it and give him a spot as a pitcher and next season he would win Rookie of the Year.

Nah. Not needed. He is the man with the golden dick.

I'm on the fence about the whole "passionate fan" thing. Because you are right, they bring something fresh, but at the same time it takes away the objectivity aspect of it. It's like watching a Cowboys game with Troy Aikman commentating. His love for the Cowboys may not come through in his commentating (good for him)…

I think if it was HIV related, he would be as upfront about it as he has always been. So it is probably your second option, he works with some shitty people but doesn't want to hurt their feelings on the way out.

Didn't Marcus play WR for the Dolphins? Haha. His lazy ass doesn't even want to get off the couch for a tryout.

Roseannes sucked.

Nope. I'm a 3l, or in "purgatory" as it were.

Could be his idea of burning down the building on his way out the door. Maybe he knows the risks but thinks its worth it. I doubt it, but maybe.

Dammit Deadspin, I'm sitting in my law school library needing to actually read other law stuff and instead I can't stop reading this!!!

In Broke, I felt super bad for that guy and it wasn't really him trying to get people to feel bad for him, it just sounds like he was in a super shitty situation with his family (specifically his dad) and came off sounding like a guy who had sort of given up.