BillPreston
Bill S. Preston Esq.
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In Broke, I felt super bad for that guy and it wasn't really him trying to get people to feel bad for him, it just sounds like he was in a super shitty situation with his family (specifically his dad) and came off sounding like a guy who had sort of given up.

Why are people acting like New Orleans has no history of utilities failing at the absolute worst time?

San Fran is still trying to get back the street cred it lost while Full House was on the air, apparently.

That is incredible. It was crazy to see the contrast in violence compared to the cocaine trade happening in the same places at the same time. Sounded like it was all over the place and the money was good, so I understand why people would get involved.

I read somewhere they were doing a Cocaine Cowboys movie with

Billy Corben is the shit. If you haven't seen his documentary "Square Grouper" about the marijuana smuggling business in the 70's and 80's in south Florida, it is worth the watch.

And therefore, he had a bad time.

Nice snatch, lady!

As a Husker fan, I have seen first hand how great the fans are on gameday. However, a lot of them have incredibly high standards. Visit a Husker message board the day after a loss, no matter who the opponent was and you will see what I'm talking about. Hell even after a win there are some who aren't satisfied if its

Do you mean comment of the year? If so, my vote goes for the Aaron Hernandez/white bronco comment.

As a Husker fan, I'm glad to see they are being sensible about this. I love the Huskers, but a lot of fans are a little irrational. Notice how this tape came to light after a loss even though it had been around for a while.

Stressful situation. Pacman gon drank for sure. Chuh Chuh!

There is something cops usually yell at someone approaching them if they are unsure of the situation they are facing. What is it? Oh yeah its "FREEZE!" before unloading their firearms. Oh and aren't these the situations pepper spray and tasers are used? Because they are non-lethal!

And then started waving his arms like a kid on the schoolyard looking for a teacher after mouthing off and getting hit.

I know Tebow is known for being classy, and a hard worker with strong faith and just wants to help a team win. But he could probably help a few NFL teams out by switching positions. Instead he seems to have too much pride to switch positions. Isn't pride one of the seven sins? Haha I don't care that much but it cracks

They supported wrasslin' for a good number of years though!

Well, the good thing is the fight is in Nevada, so he can run over and visit O.J. in prison and get a professional opinion on how to best cut off a head.

Like if two drivers were running first and second and they do a sort of "slingshot" move to let the second place guy win the race? Maybe the drivers could call themselves "Shake and Bake?"

I always think U.S. Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Or at least get the guy on board to add an illustration for each "Why your team sucks." These are too good!

That's how I always imagined his handwriting looking. Perfect.