Yeah, but Marvin Lewis doesn’t have an Aaron Rodgers. He’s got Ginger Rodgers.

You are correct.

Ohio State will score 129 points against this #1 defense in college basketball.

*goes to sob in a corner*

Or at the very least, we all should be awaiting the picture of Andrus visiting it and touching it

If/when Beltre gets a HOF bust, it should have Andrus’s hand resting on top of it.

I am both a Wizards fan and a messy bitch who loves drama, so this is a far better outcome than sleepwalking to a 7-seed and a first round sweep.

Burneko works at Cap One Arena?

This is the dumbest possible response, so I guess when you say this story made you sick, it was some sort of neurodegenerative disease.

Like some of the other people who responded to this comment? 

I can’t imagine being so casually racist that you tell a virtual black person to go back to Africa. Like, the representation of a black person, a person who isn’t even in the room, but somehow when you’re mad, when you’re hurt, you need to shit on someone, just take it out on a black person.

That joke was written by a true CRAFTSMAN.

“Well, I believe in the soul, the knob, the quim, the swell of a bird’s arse, the curling free kick, bangers and mash, brown ale, that the novels of Jane Austen are self-indulgent poorly-edited bunk. I believe Jack the Ripper never left a note. I believe their ought to be an Act of Parliament outlawing Omniturf and…

I’ll take Eric Montross or Mike Peplowski.

I have no idea what you are talking about

R.I.P. Kim.

Because that’s where black people in the West Indies came from Nigeria, or west Africa probably.

I still can’t believe this asshole has an incredibly lucrative career because turned the phrase “practice makes perfect” into a 10,000-word book.

They’re also life savers if you and your spouse are constantly on the go with little kids. You pick one up and you can make all kinds of great easy meals real quick. From chicken soup, chicken pasta or chicken salad the options are nearly limitless!

Nice! (Also, those chickens are a goddamn national treasure.) 

Went in to Costco yesterday after reading this and as I was walking out with my whole chicken I asked the guy what he was looking for. He told me straight up that they were looking for errors on their side.