They’ve been selling the world’s saltiest croissant sandwiches since at least 1986. Until they figure that out, how can I trust yet another breakfast offering.

Neither Chris Brown or The Dream are rappers.  That simple bit of fact checking should be elementary for a journalist. 

Nicholas Lyndhurst? What a plonker!

Gotdamn it!

I’m Black and I can’t even call bullshit on this list. My family devours Ambrosia salad every year.

That’s it exactly. These rules are for THOSE PEOPLE, not good, upstanding tax paying Christians like her.

I agree wholeheartedly.

I went to lunch with a co-worker who did this at a place where lemonade was both available and cheap. That was the last time I ever dealt with that guy unless I had to.

I believe there was an anti-abortion running mate on that ticket, too.

TLDR; Did he steal from poor Bonnie Tyler?

Y’all is easy and fun. If we could just get over the stigma of it being seen as too informal.

He was also self aware enough to slap the skinny, Black comedian who can’t beat him and can’t adversely affect his career.  He’s a clown and a coward.

Your PTSD doesn’t make it ok.  Sorry, son.

If a stranger drops something at the supermarket and I said “whoa, butterfingers!”, am I publicly humiliating him for his Parkinson’s that I knew nothing about? Or am I just an inappropriate jerk? I think it’s the latter, but I’m betting you don’t. 

Shamelessly mock?!? What were you watching?

He’s prominent in Kim Possible, which I have unfortunately been subjected to mercilessly by my kids.

We gotta make sure Ellie sees your post so you get the deserved credit for your exemplary white knighting.

Amen!

“Fantastical ideas” like M4A. Political consequences are nil when you don’t exercise power when you have it and lie about what you’re going to do when you regain it. We’re just supposed to support visionless libs and their bridges to nowhere. They can go to hell right along with the fascists.

I fucking literally LOLed