Bosa is publicly wishing that his mom had been Archie Manning so maybe he goddamn could have.

I love that movie more than I should.

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

This is a sober and measured comment.

Most people in Detroit can hate Jeff Moss all they want, but he is clearly right about 95-99.9% of the time.

“Why not just let people throw money at them based on performance?” - Applebees manager

Separated a guys shoulder in an All Star game? Eat shit Pete Rose.

“Pete Rose can eat shit.”

Counterpoint: Anybody who says “Anybody who says ‘Pete Rose can eat shit’ can eat shit” can eat shit.

Thanks for the update, LeBron!

It’s like the presidential election! Choose wisely!

James responded by saying that he was the father of three kids and a man.

It helps if your mom is smokin’ hot like Sonya Curry. Extra inspiring... or something.

When I drop my kids off at school, the last thing I say to them is, “Smell ya later!”

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Dang. He was just a kid. Hug your loved ones everyday, people.

Tonight, he’ll be busy applying for 23 positions in a one night Indeed.com binge.

He was always opposed to Facebook Live. To him, nothing compares 2 YouTube.