Don’t forget the other thing they all have in common: none are legally eligible to be president.

Good Kinja.

Other Universities were jealous that USC had Hollywood in their back yard and that the sidelines at games and practices had celebrities. They felt that USC had an unfair advantage. It’s sad that the NCAA was harsher on USC than it was on Penn State. They got their wins back.

Though, to be honest, most White Sox fans weren't big on school......

“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”

seriously - this is next-level simpsons referencing. well done, sir.

Exactly. That’s what the following Monday morning is for: reviewing the bracket selections and making your picks while pretending to be working.

Clearly you’re not paying attention. They came down hard. That program got a really easy bracket and a #1 seed.

I enjoy the NCAA taking a harder stance on a leaked bracket than they ever did when a major program committed widespread academic fraud and basically made up a major.

I’m sure NCAA will deal with this in the fairest way - by revoking the eligibility of every player who retweeted the bracket.

Look, I thought it was a hoax. Syracuse in? Conference champs and #2 overall ranked Michigan State a 2-seed? I mean, find a more plausible story line, Ellsberg.

It’s their home court.

How come every time I take a seat at a hotel bar, no matter where it is, I end up seated next to this guy?

Didn’t Jesus have to die so our sins could be absolved or whatever? You goy bastards should be thanking us for killing Jesus.

I can’t take it anymore, how can all the deadspinners say that Draper is the worst. Marchman hates air conditioning and microwaves, wouldn’t fish a $20 bill out of a poopy toilet and now is against basketball being on at a decent hour?

Holy shit. I'm Clifford and my whole high school is everyone who left for better things.

Chris Christie said the same thing in his exit speech.

I don’t like macgregor. I don’t care for the heel persona, and I think he’s an asshole

Floyd Mayweather UFC record 2-0.