I would root for a beardless Harden. Yes, I am an old man.

Beautiful comment!!!

Please Yankees, don't make me root for Alex fucking Rodriguez.

I dated a girl named Glory when I was in high school. Her father threatened me with a shotgun before our first date. Good times...

This dude is purposefully being a dick. You are being entirely too considerate to him.

I saw that shit too. I watched the entire horrible episode. Don't I have anything better to do?

You gave a very thoughtful reply to a right wing troll.

Farhiya Abdi has no men watching her play. Trust me.

Duke: South of Harvard

For the first time in 6 and half years of marriage, my wife complimented me on a meal I made. You did it, man. You have a Foodspin stan.

Has anyone in this piece ever seen "Compliance"? There are a lot of people here that are comfortable submitting to any and all perceived authority like good little boys and girls, painting anyone who doesn't a bad person. It makes sense to be discerning in every situation and don't just lie down and take everything…

I'm sure he's not only the most athletic member of his graduating class, but also the most flashy.

If they'd only had this science for slave auctions, we wouldn't be in the mess we're in today.

Finally, someone willing to stand up and defend the overrepresented and unoppressed! Such bravery! What a commitment to unfairness!

She claims she likes it. She buys lingerie for herself that looks like (and has the same quality) as the things I've bought on my own for her. We've shopped together and picked things out. I've given her gift cards to buy what she wants. She has drawers full of lingerie she won't wear. She says it makes her feel…

Utter horseshit. I've tried every tactic in the book, but nothing will get my wife out of a t-shirt and lounge pants. I've resigned myself to the fact that maybe it's me.

I never saw that!!! Did that shit get buried?!?

To answer your headline: no.

No you don't.

He has a more than a smidge less of it than his new arch-nemesis, Kanye Archibald West.