That's especially true of their suburban neighbor across the river to the east, in Illinois.

I see a definite difference. Brady dabbled in premarital fucking, while Cromartie is a HOF level fornicator. Brady is the Wayne Chrebet of making babies and Cromartie is Jerry Rice. Obviously Brady needs to step up his game between this supermodel and his next wife.

You observe things, then you comment on those observations.

How many times are you gonna hit refresh today to see how many people take the bait?

That's the same thing I thought.

I believe that might be the case and his father-in-law's hypocrisy has been brought to the fore. Still, it's not cool to make an "off the record" chat with an in-law the basis of a column.

The Vikes got Freeman.

He was fired on legitimate grounds, but if you don't believe that he was getting racial hate mail and that he's just saying that for the fuck of it, you are crazy. I'm a regular Joe in a regular job that's not very high profile, but it's a position of some (limited) influence. I get racial hate mail on a regular…

I suspected I'd see the comments I've seen when I clicked on this. So many sports fans, so few fans of the people who play the game.

It's obvious somebody cares.

You got me, toughie! You're the best detective on the internet! Go grab yourself a cookie.

The next time Cleveland fans show up in the D for a Tigers-Indians tilt, I say we "pull the goalie". We'll ask the police only protect fans in Tigers gear. All the cute chants in the world won't save 'em.

Every time there is a discussion of "the n-word", someone makes a version of this joke. This is not a critique, just an observation.

...and those were the opinions of all the important black sportswriters in all the land. The end.

My man Zodiac. I miss you at the AV Club!

I laughed out loud like the idiot I am.

The gambling thing. Remember?

You meant "threw".