My last name is Hernandez and I don't own 6 Hernandez jerseys.

I got the same message. I thought it was an attempt at a dirty joke of some sort.

Kennedy? Really? That's a fucked up "prize", yo. Where the fuck was Duff? Or Idalis?

NASCAR!!! WOOO!!!!

You do realize one of those people killed dogs, right?

Would you look at that? Hey fellas, AwesomeDoug made me a chief!

I love you! You stay e-tough, buddy.

Ride the maverick!!!

I can accept that.

Play some tennis, ladies. Let's settle this on the grass.

Fuck you, asshole. I'm a Spartan.

No.

LeBron apologists vs. LeBron haters. If I could gather you all into one place, lock the door and hide the key, I would. This bullshit discourse is ruining good ol' basketball jibber-jabber.

Motherfuck you Michigan fans and your soft spot for these program decimating assholes.

That comment is so on time for me. I have my first one on the way and it's scary. I need to remember to cherish the baby and don't wish for "it" to grow up too fast.

You said "Players today are too concerned w/ making Sportscenter's Top 10 and signing with Jay-Z" as a response to your own conclusion as to the reason Dwyane Wade can't make a layup in the playoffs. A young person who is groomed to steep themselves in a child's game will maintain childish aspirations, like being…

Motherfucker, do you get what it means to get on Sportscenter and sign with Jay-Z for a 14 year old? Instead of playing dreamcrusher and getting on the internet to bitch about "kids today" look back at your fucking life and try to remember what it is to be 14.

Kevin Durant is an amazing, hard working player who has been pretty much beloved especially this season where he helped to contribute to the tornado clean up efforts. It's amazing to watch how changing HIS MANAGEMENT has caused idiots to come out of the woodwork. Maybe one day you'll acknowledge what your actual…

The Frenchman civilized her, did he?

Do you keep a running tab of French civil court cases or are you just particularly interested in this one?