Really? You’re going all Tea Party?

I nominate her for bad bitch of the month, that is supremely awesome!

Some of his ideas were so intense that he had to come and whisper them in my ear, to protect his little brother from having his mind irrevocably blown.
Adorable.

My three female third grade teachers and at least half my mom’s friends got the Diana haircut in 1981. And then I tried it in 1982, and I looked like one of the orphans on Little House on the Prairie. I should have predicted that.

His campaign funds are being funneled into his own businesses in weird ways too, like he pays himself to take his own jet, and to rent out halls in his own hotels. Just why?

She posted one on Twitter, with the women’s name screen-cut for privacy. Scary stuff - the woman mentioned that she also found out he’d been doing this to four other women, and when she dumped him he hit her. Perfect misogynistic asshole trifecta: unfaithful, dishonest, and abusive.

She got a dick pic when it was actually took some effort. I’m grossed out but also I marvel at the work involved. Wow.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

Frankly I'm just relieved a man has turned up to tell us what we ought to think about things affecting us. The sheer stress of opining while female was exhausting me.

BREAKING NEWS: MAN HAS OPINION RE: HOW WOMEN SHOULD FEEL ABOUT THE WAY THEY ARE TREATED

I don’t know, maybe some kind of noun that indicates my humanity? There’s this really common word that I know a lot of men are afraid to utter out loud, begins with a “w”.

“When you think about going to a party, when you don’t have any models, it’s going to be 90/10, or even greater, male-to-female,” he said. “Adding in some females changes the dynamic quite a bit.”

Did it occur to him that the female models might make the women feel exactly as awkward as the male models made the men feel? No. No it did not.

People are calling him transphobic because he made a joke about Caitlyn Jenner and referenced her, pre-transition, as Bruce Jenner.

Shhh, they don’t want us pointing out that Trump so far has said jack shit about how he’ll do anything, other than ‘it will be tremendous’.

That’s his single hair follicle. From there the strand loops and curves across his scalp, occasionally diving into his skin and re-emerging to continue its journey.

Aren’t you stooping pretty low to delve into his sex life?

Donald, when you accuse Samuel L Jackson of being “boring,” you have, officially, gone too god damn far, motherfucker.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.