Thank you all for the correction, I was mistaken.

No foreskin on that lad, relegating Antonio Brown to today’s second most talked about helmet.

FIFY

I mean, he’s not even in an organized professional league. Let’s wait to see how he does when he has a coach. He still threw 96-fucking-miles-per-hour.

What is Mauritius?

At the top of a beanstalk. Also they are required to add “FOFUM” to the end of their name.

Qatar is the only real answer, isn't it?

Congrats on reaching first base

i was more concerned about the aggressive balls to the lips move 

What are those circles on the floor in the home theater? I thought they might be furniture indentations but there is one right in the middle of the doorway. Did he have a ticket taker stand to make sure everyone paid?

Its been my experience that nothing good ever happens when you wait until the last minute to start pulling things out.

What’s even more impressive is the ball had to change planes in Atlanta. 

I’m really glad your political science degree is finally coming in handy.

Poor one armed Dolphin, will swim in circles for the rest of his career.

On the plus side, his new Def Leppard cover band is legit.

Boy, when someone asked him years ago what he’d give to play in the NFL, I bet he never thought it would be his left one instead.

I’m trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I’m stumped

I feel completely vindicated regarding my post on the article covering her weigh in. I also don’t think corn rows work for her

So's she

Yet another reason you don’t take advice from Kenny Rogers.