Fuck you all. We won. 

Fairvilla, in Key West. Usually never looks as good as hoped for the cost, but he’ll, it’s Fantasy Fest. 

Fairvilla, in Key West. Usually never looks as good as hoped for the cost, but he’ll, it’s Fantasy Fest. 

I call shotgun.

And he’s crap at hockey too.

Peanut butter on my inner thighs. The dogs tell me it’s better than a crappy nylon bone. 

Peanut butter on my inner thighs. The dogs tell me it’s better than a crappy nylon bone. 

Cheetos, without a doubt. 

LFC - Because you’ll never walk alone.

So, at least now he has time to work on that fucking beard. 

Judging by the photo, Jerry’s not going to stick his neck out for Zeke, or anyone else for that matter. 

In NHL hockey years ago, the goalies would stuff wadded newspaper in their cups. They asked this goalie, Gump Worsley if it made a difference. “No idea,” he said. “Nobody would volunteer for the test.”

Bet he’s a force in the buffet line at Golden Corral

I see he took the popcorn machine with him. 

As far as MMA is concerned, it’s better to be antagonistic that agnostic. It comes into play when someone is getting the hell beat out of them. 

The headline should read “Dirty bird flys again’

Some might call that a stretch. 

Can’t happen. The bread scandal is marginally as bad as everything Bernie Ecclestone has ever done. 

Basically a minor league dispute. 

In Toronto, the Raptors collect urine and semen samples from Kawhi multiple times a day. They analyze them to determine if he’s coming or going. 

To be fair, pull his arm and he converts into a FleshLight.

Because there tall, not talented.